A retired gentleman went to the pension office to apply for the Age Pension. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realised he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home.
"I will have to go home and come back later."
The woman says, "Just a minute, unbutton your shirt."
So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair.
She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his age pension application.
When he returned home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the pension office.
The wife says, "You should have dropped your pants. You could have got the Disability Pension, too."
LoL